Title: If It Please Your Father
Author: wook77
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Jim/Bones (established) Jim/Bones/George Kirk
Rating: Definitely NC-17
Warnings: Please see pairings and prompt
Prompt: Double Penetration (one hole) (kink bingo card)
Wordcount: ~4800
Summary: After a transporter accident, Jim and Bones find themselves stuck in 2219 where George Kirk offers them a place to stay. When Jim and Bones take advantage of his hospitality, Bones finds out just how far Jim will go to please his dad. More, Bones finds out just how far he'll go to please Jim.
A/N: Fulfills the "double penetration (one hole)" kink on my kink bingo card. Beta'd by why_me_why_not (obviously all remaining mistakes are my own). As I've found no information on the wiki or elsewhere as to the dates that George went into the Academy and whether or not Winona was there with him, I've just assumed and ran with that assumption.

( If It Please Your Father )

Two Azkatraz things -

1.) Still thinking about Six Flags - anyone else interested?

2.) Panel on Homophobia in online communities, it looks really interesting. I'm thinking of trying to find my way there to attend. Anyone else interested? It's on Saturday, the 18th, from 11-1 in Redwood City (supposedly you can get there via public transportation) at the Electronics Arts, Inc campus. The focus looks to be mainly on gaming and boards. It's a free event, just the cost of the transportation.

I've registered, just in case I decide to go. Anyone else?

I haven't recced near enough in Star Trek but... real quick driveby recs - I really enjoyed two things beyond the beyond.

What Was Done in Capernaum by lindmere. Kirk/McCoy (Kirk/OFC). NC-17 The only thing I could think of after reading this was "fuck, that was beautiful".

A bit of comment porn from emiime (Kirk/McCoy, Hard R) that popped up in my journal as I was sleeping. If this is how awesome she writes when she's semi-tipsy...hoooo boy. It totally made me flail.

Please remember to leave the authors some love.

I had a rant about authors behaving badly but, meh, it's nothing that hasn't been said better by others. I'll sum and say, if you cannot step back from a bad review and/or concrit to the point that you are flaming the person(s) (ie, posting their phone numbers and encouraging people to call them and tell them what a douche they are (and/or the fandom equivalent), wishing death and destruction upon their heads, namecalling, etc) then you might be the one in need of wood for a cross upon which to martyr yourself.

I started using my Twitter tonight. I finally got an app that makes sense for me. You can follow me, just drop me a line as to who you are if you want me to add back. Please? I've gotten quite a few troll/sock/random empty journal friendings even before I started using it so if your twitter name isn't the same as your LJ name, can you let me know here?

Plus, I've protected the entries for the next week or so. Accidentally followed my employer and then unfollowed, blocked and flocked. I'm such an idiot. I meant to hit another button and, instead, BAM - following and bringing my fandom info into my work.

ETA: LOL I forgot to mention that I'm wook77 on Twitter. I'm an idiot /eta

Azkatraz next week! BWEE! Anyone interested in going to Six Flags San Francisco Bay? Supposedly it is accessible via public transportation and I'd really really like to go to it. Anyone? If you buy your tix online, it's $29.99 a ticket.

My ever-so-douche-y boss at Fry's scheduled me to work 6-midnight on Wednesday before my flight on Thursday which is at 5am. Thanks for nothing, you jerkface. There's a reason I requested off for the 15th.

My Kirk Sammich fic is done and at the betas.

I really like this whole not stressing over deadlines and writing what I want thing. It's rather fun.

Canon questions. Do we know winona's last name? Do we know what track George followed? Pilot or navigator? So I know that Jim was command track but if he'd ended up first officer, what would he have been? Like Spock is the science officer so what would kirk have been?

Help me flist, you're my only hope.

Title: Five Times Dean Drew Seamus
Author: wook77
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Dean/Seamus
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~600
Summary: The five times Dean drew Seamus.
A/N: Written for the prompt of the same name for oconel. Unbeta'd.

( Five times Dean drew Seamus )

I'm going to respond to comments right after this, I promise.

I just sent off my extremely rough draft of my bigbangblackout fic. Thankfully I have until August to tweak it. That's one thing off my mind, however.

I'm going tubing down the Salt River tomorrow. I have to be out of the house no later than 630am.

Went to see Transformers and The Proposal today. Both were good movies for what they are. However, the popcorn I got was definitely not good as I'm now lying here completely ill. I had to call out at Fry's because my stomach is so upset. Thankfully, I avoided talking to the manager who tries to guilt trip me into coming in and, instead, lucked out and got the manager who doesn't give a shit.

I have 3k of Kirk Sammich fic done. Am working on it right now as I lie here trying to keep my dinner down. Of course, my simple little PWP turned epic and angsty. :/ wtf, brain, wtf. PWP, it ain't that hard except for the part where it is.

elanorofcastile and I will be beboping hotels on the 21st as we're going to be in town until the 22nd. Anyone around that might be able to drive us to the new hotel? *puppy eyes* We're going to try to do something touristy. Anyone around then that might want to hang out? Maybe go see Alcatraz or something? Bueller... bueller...

Also - wtf, San Francisco?! Highs in the mid-60s? Really? I'll be packing my sweaters. :/ Dammit.

I bought 4 bottles of vodka for Azkatraz. Yes, I only remember the important shit. I also have Pucker that I'd bought and realized, afterwards, that I didn't much care for. I'll be bringing that, as well.

I got my hair cut and colored. Forgot to take photos. Must rectify soon.

This mockery of Rob Liefeld will never not be funny. I didn't give two shits about Shatterstar but now that he's finally coming out of the fucking closet with Rictor, I'm really interested. (See here for a summation of what I'm talking about</a>) I'm glad that Marvel is finally having some gay superheroes that snog. Bless you, god of comics. Now if only Logan and Remy would come out of their closets and fuck like rabbits with each other, I'd be complete.

Finally, a meme - Any fics you guys would like to see a "dvd commentary" of? I'm sort of tempted to do this and I'm curious if there are any that you guys might be interested in hearing my thoughts on. However old, I don't really care. Just tell me the title and fandom (as I repeated a few titles).

Title: Somewhere Else (can't stay here)
Author: wook77
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Character: Winona Kirk
Rating: PG
Warnings: canon character death
Wordcount: ~725
Summary: A bottle of alcohol helps Winona cope with the loss of George.
A/N: Flashfic. Unbeta'd. Also fulfilling the "relative values: families" card on my cliche_bingo card. It's definitely relative family values.

( Somewhere Else (can't stay here) )

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!

So, Deamus at Azkatraz. Last year, at Terminus, I laughed and said that "I am the Deamus get together" but people actually seemed interested in having one so… I'm late on getting this organized but here it is.

Below is a poll to gauge some interest in a Dean/Seamus get together. I'd like to see how many Azkatraz peeps would be interested in getting together to discuss Deamus and/or add to some giveaways. Of course, we're not going to be as big as H/D nor will we be as badass as Snarry but I think it'd be cool to sit down and geek out together over our favourite boys.

Thus – a poll. Please spread far and wide.

Poll will close on July 8th

Poll #1424338 Deamus Meetup
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Are you going to Azkatraz?

Would you be interested in attending a Deamus Get Together for Azkatraz?

If you're interested, when works best for you?

Other times that work for you

Would you be interested in giving a little something to share with your fellow Dean/Seamus shippers?

If yes – what would you be willing to give?

Where would you prefer to get together?

What sort of activities would you like?

Anything else you'd like to see? Share it here

So that's it. I'm excited to hear what you guys have to say. Right now, I'm thinking that, with roommate permission, I might just volunteer to host this shindig in my hotel room and post the room number and stuff on my LJ for one and all to see. BYOB and food. Thoughts? What do you guys want to see happen?

I just ordered buttons to give out and they are fairly rocking. But if you want one, you'll just have to show up. Supplies are limited, mainly cause I'm poor. I'd love to see others volunteering to bring something.

Further details to come as I take your requests into account.

I keep meaning to post but then I figure *meh*.

I tried to deposit a check tonight and the ATM ate it. So now I have to file for all sorts of stuff tomorrow at the bank but, in the meantime, I'm in need of that fucking money. *grrrrr*

I left Fry's an hour early because the music was OMGKILLING me. Dude. I don't like patriotic music on the best of days but when it's been a really long fucking day with a lot of really stressful shit, I'd prefer not to have God Bless America with a full chorus and an operatic soprano eating into my brain at 11 o'clock at night. It's going to haunt me. I know it is. Add in patriotic marches and I'm doomed.

I'm in a rather weird place, emotionally. This warnings discussion and wank have really helped me realize where I'm at on my own path. ( cut to spare the uninterested )

In more fandom news, I've finished my bigbangblackout fic. You can sort of tell where my love of HP died a horrible death. I'm hopeful that the betas can point me in the right direction to make the story awesome again. The idea is rather cool and it starts out well. It just slides right down into a flaming pile of dogshit near the end.

Finally, I'm writing a story that would, for the most part, completely and totally squick me most days. I totally blame elanorofcastile and this post with Karl Urban miming a BJ using a microphone in the goofiest, sexiest sweater vest ever. I swear to god, I feel dirty and perverted and not in a good way but I cannot get the story out of my head.

How are all of you?

Title: Something More
Author: wook77
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Jim/Bones
Rating: NC-17
Warnings:
Wordcount: ~6000
Summary: From fuck buddies to friends to lovers.
A/N: Written for the Kirk/McCoy challenge, prompt 14: prompt: after the mess of his divorce, mccoy is not in a rush to get involved with anyone, especially someone like jim kirk who doesn't even know what monogamy is. jim has to convince him to take a chance on him. Dunno if this fulfills the prompt entirely. Unbeta'd.

( Something More )

There's an episode of TOS that has the crew of the enterprise stuck in a casino. I have this memory of Jim gambling and playing craps or roulette. What episode is it? I really want to rewatch it liekwhoa. It's research dammit *winks*

it's been found and it's TNG. <3

Can someone please remind me how I did 70+ hours a week between two jobs for over a year and a half? Cause I'm dying here. I've gotten spoiled with the 64 hours a week. I'm so knackered and I have no energy for anything. AND I still have 8 hours to go tomorrow.

Kill me now?

Title: Six Fantasies
Author: wook77
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Warnings: none
Wordcount: ~600
Rating: R (to be safe)
Summary: Five fantasies that Kirk had about McCoy and the one that first became a reality.
A/N: Written for inell's prompt that is also used as the summary. Unbeta'd. Hopefully this does its job and helps to cheer you!

( Six Fantasies )

Title: Lubalu, Too
Author: wook77
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Bones
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Wordcount: ~1200
Summary: The five times Kirk almost says "I love you" to Bones and the first time he finally does.
A/N: Written for the prompt from the summary given to me by inell. Unbeta'd.

( Five Times Kirk Almost Says 'I Love You' to McCoy and the first Time He finally does )

Title:Five times Kirk went home with someone else, and one time he didn't (cause Bones finally spoke up)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: PG-13
Requestor: the_rainbow_jen

(  Five times Kirk went home with someone else, and one time he didn't (cause Bones finally spoke up) )


Title: Five times McCoy accidentally saw Kirk naked, and one time that turned out to be not an accident at all.
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: R
Requestor: emmagrant01

(  Five times McCoy accidentally saw Kirk naked, and one time that turned out to be not an accident at all. )


Title: Five things McCoy says he isn't (i.e. "I'm a Doctor, not a _____!") but secretly totally is.
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: PG-13
Requestor: thistlerose

(  Five things McCoy says he isn't (i.e.  )

Title: Five times Kirk really wishes McCoy hadn't hyposprayed him
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: PG
Requestor: elanorofcastile

( Five times Kirk really wishes McCoy hadn't hyposprayed him )

Title: Five kinks Kirk never would have thought McCoy had... and one that was really freaking obvious
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: Hard R
Requestor: ktoth04

(  Five kinks Kirk never would have thought McCoy had... and one that was really freaking obvious )

Title: He's Coming
Author: wook77
Fandom: Star Trek: XI
Genre: Gen
Character: James Tiberius Kirk
Warnings: Trigger material. *child abuse depicted* 2nd person POV
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~600
Summary: He's coming. Have to get away. Have to run.
A/N: Contains trigger material. Unbeta'd.

( He's coming )

Title: Sex and Someone Else's Perfume
Author: wook77
Fandom: Star Trek:XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Warnings: minimal spoilers for the movie. 2nd person POV with present tense
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~2400
Summary: You can't remember when you fell in love with him. It's not like it was some sort of crazy explosion with fireworks, lightning bolts, and singing choirs of angels. You just love him even when he shows up smelling like sex and someone else's perfume.
A/N: Written for my lovely elanorofcastile's birthday (and delivered late). Also written for this prompt at the st_xi_kink meme cause I double dip like that. Beta'd by the most amazing why_me_why_not.

( Sex and Someone Else's Perfume )

Prompt me with some 5 things (ie the five times kirk kissed mccoy, 5 times kirk stole a car or whatever similar) you'd like to see.

Fandoms; Star trek (kirk or bones centric plz but i'm willing to try sulu or chekov or Spock but no kirk/Spock). hp - deamus only.boondock saints. Departed. Green street hooligans.

Brain won't focus and I need the inspiration.

Normal limitations apply - may not get to all of them, probably won't turn out how you imagine them.

ETA: I'm a bad fangirl. Added fandom: xmen origins wolverine. Or gambit.